melanieescapes:

maraudring:

today i was getting dressed and didn’t realize i was wearing a plaid shirt over a plaid shirt until my mom stopped me from going out the door

(Source: theshirelock)

doubletaprule:

Once upon a time I swore I had a h e a r t
                           Long before the world I knew
t o r e it all apart

(Source: redeyedrider)

young-pocahantas:

I hate having an uncommon name because everytime I type it in on Microsoft Word there’s always a red line underneath it like I’m a mistake um nO ACTUALLY IM FABULOUS

Me: OH MY GOD I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO GO DOWNSTAIRS TO GET A DRINK BECAUSE THERE ARE PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE SO I STARTED TO DRINK OUT OF THE SINK AND THE LADY CAME UP STAIRS AND SAW ME AND NOW I'M FREAKING ABOUT TO CRY
Her: LMFAO YOUR LIFE IS HILARIOUS
Me: I'M HONESTLY GOING TO PISS MYSELF I CAN'T BRETH CAN YOU PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT MY AWKWARDNESS I NEED HELP

Sometimes you have a favorite character and you just ship them with everyone because why the fuck not.

And then you have a favorite character and you can only ship them with ONE PERSON and any ship besides that ONE SHIP is just *HISS* GET OUT

no-shitting-sherlock:

cucumberbatchin:

Sometimes I get ‘readers-block’, like I can’t read anything to save my life, I’ll start 10 books and stop each after seven pages because all I’ll want is to already have read that book and not actually read it and I won’t be able to focus at all and it pains me so much.

OHMYGOD YOU PUT THAT THING I FEEL INTO WORDS

(Source: cucumberbatchin-gone)